Jun 8, 2021Un-Savaging for the WorkplaceWell. Shit. It’s looking like the work from home paradigm shift is shifting back. We’re unsure why our fearless corporate leaders are thirsty for The Great Returnining seeing as how most corporate office positions don’t really need to exist, let alone need to be present in the office. In a…Advice6 min readAdvice6 min read
Jan 29, 2021The Minimally Useful Guide to BoomersThere’s a Boomer in my Room-er and I’m Unsure what to Do-er: A Historical Retrospective of Formative Events and Observational Analysis of Psychosociological-driven Behaviors from a Sub-Category of Persons Born 1946 to 1964 and Successful Strategic Mitigation Strategies for Persons Born After 1981 By Minimally Useful et al Originally Published…Boomers28 min readBoomers28 min read
Published in The Haven·Dec 31, 2020Corporate Daddy Bracket Challenge: The Final ShowdownHello friends and welcome to the final corp daddy bracket article. No, you didn’t miss one. We’re going to knock both rounds out in the same article, because now we’re disrupting big bracket too. Anyway, let’s get down to it and start with the final four. As a reminder, here’s…Satire8 min readSatire8 min read
Published in The Haven·Dec 16, 2020Corporate Daddy Bracket Challenge: Round 2 RoundupThis article is the third entry in a series where we try to get proactive and choose what company we pledge fealty to after the inevitable fallout of our current form of government (kickoff here, round 1 here). Apparently, there’s even a word for this system of rule: Shitty. Also…Satire5 min readSatire5 min read
Published in The Haven·Nov 24, 2020Corporate Daddy Bracket Challenge: Round 1 RoundupPreviously on Battlestar Galactica… Reminder In our previous article, we talked about our dreary vision of the future where corporations capture the majority of the populace into brand-fiefdoms. In this shitshow of an inevitability, we tried to find a silver lining. That silver lining is that we can have some fun…Satire6 min readSatire6 min read
Published in The Haven·Nov 10, 2020Corporate Daddy Bracket ChallengeThe Future We think it’s pretty safe to say that we’re prolific visionaries. Safe, yes. Accurate, possibly. In this time of turmoil our fellow visionary peers have their sights restricted on the near term. Being fair to our fellow visionaries, there’s a lot of shit going on that’s happening in the near…Satire4 min readSatire4 min read
Jul 27, 2020Kids in Business Series: Brenda and the Endless Job ApplicationReading is hard, so here is the video version if you want. Brenda was looking through job postings, when something caught her eye. If you’re super great - Click here to apply! Brenda clicked the link. It was her lucky day! …Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Jul 24, 2020Kids in Business Series: Sammie Smarts and the Whole Day InterviewYou can either read the text below or watch it in video format if you’re too lazy to figure out words and stuff. You do you. We won’t judge. Sammie’s phone rang, while she was out walking. And the voice on her phone got right to the talking. “Congrats Sammy Smarts…Business3 min readBusiness3 min read
Jun 26, 2020CEO: Experience Theater — The Personality ExamWelcome to article numero two from our CEO: Experience Theatre series — article number one located here. Below, we’re going to go into detail around the part of the CEO: ET where the customer works with our highly complex and very cool system to create a … (our marketing said…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Jun 24, 2020Anatomy of a CEOBefore we dig our teeth into the meaty core of this article, let us regale you with a tale to set the stage. Adam was a young entrepreneur with a dream. Adam had managed to come up with an idea so unique and profitable that every battle-hardened professional in the…Business5 min readBusiness5 min read
