Election 2020 Fear and Beyond

Yeah. Just cast your vote in there real deep
If only it were that easy
And they said you’d never amount to anything
  • War bad, soldiers good
  • We gotta give everyone more money
  • W̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶l̶o̶b̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶g̶e̶. We have to be recognized as a country by some people outside the country.
  • Business good, unless it’s bad
  • Jobs good
  • Terrorists bad
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You’re Next Vice President ladies and gentlemen
Got room for you in the corner there.
  1. Barely get any time to explain their beliefs, values, and how all that is transferable logic to them doing a good job as President. No one gets to truly understand the person behind the persona.
  2. There’s a distinct lack of transparency about the nature and behavior of a candidate. They opt to tell you whether or not they’re fiscally responsible, emotionally stable, and in OK health. We’re not saying all these should be a requirement, but it sure would be nice to know how the potential President tested on this Psychopathy Checklist.
  3. Interrupt our 10 minute bathroom breaks (watching videos on the toilet) with their shitty commercials. LOOKING AT YOU MIKE BLOOMBERG — the only thing Mike is getting done is interrupting us enjoying our brief video-based respite while we take our log shipment to the sawmill.
  4. Be subject to snap-judgements based solely on their age, gender, weight, race, etc…

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